i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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