So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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