So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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