oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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