There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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