i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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