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(914): View more from New York

I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.

(1-321): View more from Florida Space Coast

he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

no his phone, idiot.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."

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(602): View more from Arizona

Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.

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(949): View more from California

It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?

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