Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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