you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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