we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You have to summon your inner elephant
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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