He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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