your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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