Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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