Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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