gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
