It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do vagina's smell?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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