I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
vagina is talking i cant
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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