Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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