I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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