apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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