Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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