Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
