I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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