Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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