i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Please don't give away my fajitas
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