I'm drive I can fine osifer
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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