Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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