I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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