Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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