she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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