Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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