There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
