i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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