Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
