Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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