We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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