Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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