planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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