Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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