I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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