would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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