Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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