I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He? As in you personified your dick?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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