my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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