I'm eating all of the evidence.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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