brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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