i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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