stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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