But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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