We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
