I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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