That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I have post one night stand depression
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