And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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