I want to stick my p in your. b.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize